| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| Martin Q. Blank | 约翰·库萨克 |
| Debi Newberry | 明妮·德里弗 |
| Dr. Oatman | 艾伦·阿金 |
| Grocer | 丹·艾克罗伊德 |
| Marcella | 琼·库萨克 |
| Steven Lardner | 汉克·阿扎利亚 |
| Paul Spericki | 杰里米·皮文 |
| Mr. Bart Newberry (as Mitchell Ryan) | 米奇·莱恩 |
| Bob Destepello | 迈克尔·库立兹 |
| Amy | 安·库萨克 |
| Tanya | 珍娜·艾夫曼 |
| Terry Rostand | 斯蒂夫·平克 |
| Kenneth McCullers | K. Todd Freeman |
| Felix La PuBelle | Benny Urquidez |
| Ultimart Carl | Duffy Taylor |
| Arlene | Audrey Kissel |
| Ken | Carlos Jacott |
| Husky Man | Brian Powell |
| Dan Koretzky | D.V. DeVincentis |
| Mary Blank | 芭芭拉·哈里斯 |
| Melanie the Waitress | Wendy Thorlakson |
| Mrs. Kinetta | Belita Moreno |
| Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill) | 帕特里克·奥尼尔 |
| Tracy | K.K. Dodds |
| Waiter | 比尔·库萨克 |
| Jenny Slater | Traci Dority |
| Eckhart | Doug Dearth |
| Bartender | Colby French |
| Cosmo | Brent Armitage |
| Marie | Jackie Rubin |
| Dr. Oatman's Patient | Sarah DeVincentis |
| Nurse | Eva Rodriguez |
| Bicycle Messenger | David Barrett |
| Assassin #1 | Bobby Bass |
| Assassin #2 | Lance Gilbert |
| Assassin #3 | Pete Antico |
| Assassin #4 | Laurence Bilzerian |
