| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Willy Clark | 沃尔特·马修 | |
| Al Lewis | 乔治·伯恩斯 | |
| Ben Clark | 理查德·本杰明 | |
| Nurse in Sketch (Miss McIntosh) | Lee Meredith | |
| Mrs. Doris Green Al's Daughter (as Carol Arthur) | Carol DeLuise | |
| Odessa Willy's nurse | Rosetta LeNoire | |
| Mechanic | F·莫里·亚伯拉罕 | |
| Mr. Walsh Commerical Director | Howard Hesseman | |
| Mr. Schaeffer TV Director | James Cranna | |
| T.V. Floor Manager | 朗·瑞弗金 | |
| Helen Clark | Jennifer Lee | |
| Mr. Gilbert Man at Audition | 弗里兹·费尔德 | |
| Man at Audition | Jack Bernardi | |
| Eddie the Stage Manager | Garn Stephens | |
| Desk Clerk | Santos Morales | |
| Assistant at Audition | Archie Hahn | |
| Patient | Sid Gould | |
| Card Player | Tom Spratley | |
| Woman in Hotel | Rashel Novikoff | |
| Man on Street | Sammy Smith | |
| Mr. Ferranti Actor's Fund Home Director | Dan Resin | |
| Doctor | Milt Kogan | |
| Waiter | Bob Goldstein | |
| T.V. Executive | Walter Stocker | |
| Ben's Secretary | Duchess Dale | |
| Announcer | Bill Reddick | |
| Flower Delivery Boy | Eddie Villery | |
| Boy | Gary K. Steven | |
| Himself (uncredited) | Steve Allen | |
| Herself (uncredited) | Phyllis Diller | |
| (uncredited) | Lois Hamilton | |
| Assistant at Audition | Archie Hahn III |
