| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Luther Krank | 蒂姆·艾伦 | |
| Nora Krank | 杰米·李·柯蒂斯 | |
| Vic Frohmeyer | 丹·艾克罗伊德 | |
| Walt Scheel | M·埃米特·沃尔什 | |
| Bev Scheel | Elizabeth Franz | |
| Spike Frohmeyer | Erik Per Sullivan | |
| Officer Salino | 切奇·马林 | |
| Officer Treen | Jake Busey | |
| Umbrella Santa/Marty | Austin Pendleton | |
| Father Zabriskie | 汤姆·波士顿 | |
| Blair Krank | 朱丽叶·冈扎罗 | |
| Enrique DeCardenal | René Lavan | |
| Candi | Caroline Rhea | |
| Merry | 菲丽西提·霍夫曼 | |
| Aubie | Patrick Breen | |
| Ned Becker | John Short | |
| Jude Becker | Bonita Friedericy | |
| Randy Becker | 大卫·霍斯比 | |
| Mr. Scanlon | Kevin Chamberlin | |
| Randy Scanlon | Lyndon Smith | |
| Gus Scanlon | Ryan Pfening | |
| Wes Trogden | Mark Christopher Lawrence | |
| Trish Trodgen | Rachel L. Smith | |
| Dox (as Verneé Watson-Johnson) | Vernee Watson-Johnson | |
| Daisy | Arden Myrin | |
| Choir Director | Jan Hoag | |
| Burglar | Joe Guzaldo | |
| Tanning Intruder | David L. Lander | |
| Office Staff | Kim Rhodes | |
| Office Staff | Patrick O'Connor | |
| Neighbor #1 | Doug Cox | |
| Neighbor #2 | Matt Walsh | |
| Husband | Andrew Daly | |
| Shopper | Dawn Didawick | |
| Manager | Cary Thompson | |
| Cashier | Julia Roth | |
| Schoolgirl | Taylor Block | |
| Schoolgirl | Eryn Nicole Gonsalves | |
| Schoolgirl | Chelsea Broussard |
