| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| Kelly Woods/Helena | 克尔斯滕·邓斯特 |
| Berke Landers/Lysander | 本·福斯特 |
| Allison McAllister/Hermia | 梅丽莎·赛格米勒 |
| Dennis Wallace | Sisqó |
| Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld/Demetrius | 夏恩·韦斯特 |
| Felix Woods | 科林·汉克斯 |
| Maggie (as Zo? Saldana) | 佐伊·索尔达娜  |
| Basin | 米拉·库妮丝 |
| Beverly Landers | Swoosie Kurtz |
| Frank Landers | 小艾德·博格里 |
| Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates | 马丁·肖特 |
| Mistress Moira | 卡门·伊莱克特拉 |
| Herself (as Vitamin C) | 科林·菲茨帕特里克 |
| Himself | 库里奥 |
| Peter Wong/Original Lysander | 克里斯托弗·贾科特 |
| Dora Lynn Tisdale | 凯利·巴克斯 |
| Little Steve/Puck | Dov Tiefenbach |
| Jessica | Jeanie Calleja |
| Chook | Park Bench |
| Grendan | Daniel Enright |
| Hugh Spicer/Oberon | Andrew McGillivray |
| Shirin Kellysa/Titania | Megan Fahlenbock |
| Coach Hibble (as Jonathan Whittaker) | Jonathon Whittaker |
| Colin | 肖恩·罗伯茨 |
| Jamilla (as Sadie Lablanc) | Sadie LeBlanc |
| Corrine | Jordan Madley |
| Del Molden Jr. (as Ravi Steve Khajuria) | Ravi Khajuria |
| Love Matters Director | 汤米·奥·哈沃 |
| E.M.T. (as Rueben Thompson) | Reuben Thompson |
| Cop #1 | Roger McKeen |
| Cop #2 | Chris Benson |
| Trombonist | Albert Chung |
| Stripper #1 | Antoinette Delond |
| Stripper #2 | Krista Leis |
