| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Howard Langston | 阿诺·施瓦辛格 | |
| Myron Larabee | 辛巴达 | |
| Ted Maltin | Phil Hartman | |
| Liz Langston | 丽塔·威尔逊 | |
| Officer Hummell | Robert Conrad | |
| D.J. | Martin Mull | |
| Jamie Langston | 杰克·洛伊德 | |
| Mall Santa | 詹姆斯·贝鲁什  | |
| Johnny (as E.J. de la Pena) | E.J. De La Pena | |
| First Lady | Laraine Newman | |
| Billy | Justin Chapman | |
| President | 哈维·科曼 | |
| Dementor | Richard Moll | |
| Turbo Man | Daniel Riordan | |
| T.V. Booster/Puppeteer (as Jeff Deist) | Jeff L. Deist | |
| Margaret | Nada Despotovich | |
| Single Mother Judy | Ruth Afton Hjelmgren | |
| Single Mother Mary | Caroline Kaiser | |
| Sensei | Samuel B. Morris | |
| Sensei Assistant | Shawn Hamilton | |
| Toy Store Manager | Lewis Dauber | |
| Father at Toy Store | Bill Schoppert | |
| Little Girl at Toy Store | Courtney Goodell | |
| Daring Shopper | 乔治·费舍 | |
| Toy Store Sales Clerk | 克里斯·帕内尔 | |
| Toy Store Co-Worker | Patrick Richwood | |
| Toy Store Customer | Kate McGregor-Stewart | |
| Little Boy with Car Remote | Marcus Toji | |
| Father on Phone #1 | Steve Hendrickson | |
| Mother on Phone | 莫·柯林斯 | |
| Father on Phone #2 | Peter Syvertsen | |
| Mall Toy Store Manager | 约翰·罗斯曼 | |
| Mall Toy Store Employee #1 | Christopher Slater |
