| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| Ernest Wright | Charlie Drake |
| Muriel | Nyree Dawn Porter |
| Guv'nor | 乔治·桑德斯 |
| Grantley | 丹尼斯·普莱斯 |
| Nosher | Percy Herbert |
| Domino | Eddie Byme |
| Feathers | Finlay Currie |
| Magistrate | Geoffrey Keen |
| Fred | George A. Cooper |
| Museum Guide | Patrick Cargill |
| Policeman | Norman Bird |
| Van Gogh | Neil McCarthy |
| Mr. King | Christopher Rhodes |
| Yossle | 罗尼·巴克 |
| Sandra | Wanda Ventham |
| Chief Prison Officer | Jerold Wells |
| Tojo | Jack Rodney |
| Choreographer | Tutte Lemkow |
| Detective Sergeant | Richard Leech |
| Moke | 罗伯特·肖 |
| Willie | Terry Brooks |
| Apache Dancer | Sheila Holt |
| Apache Dancer | Tom Gillis |
| Man in Prison (uncredited) | James Payne |
