| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| John | 布瑞金·梅耶 |
| Clarkson | 迈克·贝尔 |
| Mr. Logue | Richard Blackburn |
| Waiter | Lois Brothers |
| Himself (archive footage) | 乔治·W· 布什 |
| Party Jock | Cory Cassidy |
| The Horny American | Bryan Clark |
| Bride | Judy Cook |
| Sandy | Elicia Cronin |
| Rebecca | Leigh Enns |
| Preppy Tech Guy | David Stuart Evans |
| US Border Guard | Darcy Fehr |
| Paul | Erik Fjeldsted |
| Canadian Customs Officer | Francis Fontaine |
| Artist Type Guy | Kristjan Harris |
| Charlie | Tim Henry |
| Larry | James Juce |
| Mrs. Logue | Joyce Krenz |
| Esther Yang | Grace Lynn Kung |
| Suburban Woman | Daina Leitold |
| Receptionist | Brent Neale |
| Pizza Man | Sean O'Brian |
| Randall | Seun Olagunju |
| Gloria | Adriana O'Neil |
| Hal | Nick Ouellette |
| Canadian Guy #1 | Scott Pangman |
| Chloe | 安娜·帕奎因 |
| Secretary | Susanna Portnoy |
| TV Reporter | Liz Sroka |
