| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Jack Sadelstein / Jill Sadelstein | 亚当·桑德勒 | |
| Himself | 阿尔·帕西诺 | |
| Erin Sadelstein | 凯蒂·霍尔姆斯 | |
| Sofia Sadelstein | Elodie Tougne | |
| Gary Sadelstein | Rohan Chand | |
| Felipe / Felipe's Grandma | 欧亨尼奥·德伯兹 | |
| Monica | 大卫·斯佩德 | |
| Todd | 尼克·斯旺森 | |
| Office Worker | 蒂姆·麦道斯 | |
| Joel Farley / Damien's Brother | Allen Covert | |
| Funbucket | 诺姆·麦克唐纳德 | |
| Carter Simmons | 杰弗瑞·佩尔森 | |
| Bitsy Simmons | 维勒莉·玛哈菲 | |
| Dallas | Gary Valentine | |
| Crazy Puppeteer | 达纳·卡维 | |
| Himself | 里吉斯·菲尔宾 | |
| Xavier | 加德·艾尔马莱 | |
| Himself | Dan Patrick | |
| Himself | 沙奎尔·奥尼尔 | |
| Himself | 德鲁·卡雷 | |
| Himself | 约翰·麦肯罗 | |
| Herself | 克里斯蒂·布林克利 | |
| Himself | Michael Irvin | |
| Himself | Bill Romanowski | |
| Himself | Jared Fogle | |
| Himself | Billy Blanks | |
| Sham-Wow Guy | Vince Offer | |
| Himself | Bruce Jenner | |
| Tracy | Jackie Seiden | |
| Little Girl on Ship | Sadie Sandler | |
| Little Girl on Ship | Sunny Sandler | |
| Carol | Georgia Hatzis | |
| Monica's Boyfriend | Jonathan Loughran | |
| Carol's Boyfriend | Peter Dante | |
| Tracy's Boyfriend | J.D. Donaruma | |
| Coco's Waiter | Tyler Spindel | |
| Angry Moviegoer #1 | 欧文·本杰明 | |
| Angry Moviegoer #2 | Chris Titone | |
| Mort the Hot Dog Vendor | John Farley | |
| Al Pacino's Standby | 丹尼斯·杜根 | |
| Jose | Robert C. Lopez |
