| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| Mark Bannister | John Larroquette |
| Jessie Bannister | 柯尔斯蒂·艾利 |
| Claudia | Alison La Placa |
| Fred | 约翰·迪尔 |
| Bernice | 杰西卡·伦迪 |
| Jonathan | Bradley Gregg |
| Wes | 丹尼斯·米勒 |
| Dale | 罗伯特·金蒂 |
| Grindle | Wayne Tippit |
| Stark | Paul Eiding |
| C.K. | Aeryk Egan |
| Katy | Deborah Otto |
| Prick Automaton Cop | Mark Bringleson |
| Female Cop | Karen Kronwell |
| Karen Kelly | Heather McNair |
| Russell Fenn | Mark Manning |
| Field Reporter | Bob Sorenson |
| Shady Character Outside Strip Joint | Rob Camilletti |
| Mark's Secretary | Elizabeth Lang |
| Receptionist | Peppi Sanders |
| Kaminsky | Jay Bernard |
| Mailroom Employee | Frank Dworsky |
| Mailroom Runner | Rene L. Moreno |
| Chloroform | Deborah Swartz |
| Tom Cruise Girl Fan | Lisa Rubin |
| Tom Cruise Guy Fan | Hart Throb |
| Fistful of Valium | Elaine Moe |
| Get Drunk | Loy Burns |
| Polka Man | Jack Edward |
| Polka Lady | Pat Willoughby |
| Bust Somebody (as Dick Alexander) | Richard Alexander |
| Pump Iron | Francis Brooks |
| Meditation | Marlon Darton |
| Sex | Frieda Smith |
| Shoot 'Em | Jon Proudstar |
| Strangle 'Em | Mel Coleman |
| Cook 'Em in the Owen | Kimberly Steuter |
| Hide His Medication | Elizabeth Kneeland |
