| 角色 | 饰演者介绍 |
| Mary Wilson | 简·西蒙斯 |
| Fred Wilson | 约翰·福赛思 |
| Sam | 劳埃德·布里吉斯 |
| Mrs. Spencer | 特雷莎·怀特 |
| Harry Bricker | Dick Shawn |
| Agnes | Nanette Fabray |
| Franco (as Robert Darin) | 鲍比·达林 |
| Helen Bricker | 蒂娜·露易丝 |
| Marge Wilson | Kathy Fields |
| Betty | Gail Hensley |
| Flo | 雪莉·琼斯 |
| Ethel | 伊芙·布伦特 |
| Minister | William O'Connell |
| Handsome Man | Barry Cahill |
| Cindy | Miriam Blake |
| Divorcee | 凯伦·斯提尔 |
| Himself - actor in 'Casablanca' (archive footage) (uncredited) | 亨弗莱·鲍嘉 |
| Himself - actor in 'Susan Lenox' (archive footage) (uncredited) | 克拉克·盖博 |
| Airplane Passenger (uncredited) | John Gallaudet |
| Himself on Television (uncredited) | Jack LaLanne |
| Marge Wilson as a Child (uncredited) | 伊林·莫兰 |
| Herself in archival newsreel (archive footage) (uncredited) | Pat Nixon |
| Himself in archival newsreel (archive footage) (uncredited) | 理查德·尼克松 |
| Herself in archival newsreel (archive footage) (uncredited) | Queen Elizabeth II |
