| Pitka | 麦克·梅尔斯
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| Jane Bullard | 杰西卡·阿尔芭
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| Jacques Grande | 贾斯汀·丁伯莱克
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| Guru Tugginmypudha | 本·金斯利
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| Prudence | 梅根·古德
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| Darren Roanoke | 罗曼尼·马尔可
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| Coach Cherkov | 威勒·特耶
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| Lillian | Telma Hopkins | |
| Young Pitka | 特沃·海恩斯
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| Dick Pants | 约翰·奥利弗
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| Rajneesh | Manu Narayan | |
| Variety Dancer | Dani Jazzar
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| Guru Satchabigknoba | 欧米德·吉亚李利
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| Medic #1 | 博伊德·班克斯
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| Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper | Jessica Barrow | |
| Hockey Announcer | 史蒂芬·科拜尔
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| Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper | Sima Fisher
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| 11 Year Old Girl #1 | Taylor Flood | |
| Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper | Miranda Jade | |
| Indian Man | Suresh John | |
| Young Deepak | Jaan Padda | |
| Dancer | Brooke Stone | |
| Himself | 坎耶·韦斯特
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| Himself | Deepak Chopra | |
| Himself | Rob Blake | |
| Trent Lueders | 吉姆·加菲根
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| Cowboy Hat | Daniel Tosh | |
| Sickly Nerd | Rob Gfroerer | |
| Nerd (as Rob Cohen) | Robert Cohen | |
| Female Reporter | Linda Kash
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| Assistant Coach | Bob Bainborough | |
| Deepak (Early 20s) | Gotham Chopra | |
| Referee | Sean Cullen | |
| Angry Fan | Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang | |
| EMT #1 | 马特·巴拉姆
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| Biker | Garry Robbins | |
| Uncle Jack | Peter Schoelier | |
| Goal Post Judge | Ben Gans | |
| 11-Year-Old Girl #2 | Alexia Filippeos | |
| Sanjay | Shakti Kupil | |
